Shey you all already know that your Ajala is in
So the other day, I convinced my mother that I wanted to follow my very good friend back to school, stay there for two nights before returning to Lagos. My mother was not very keen on the idea. She was telling me about the numerous people that had been “one chanced” and kidnapped. I assured momsie I was gonna be okay. I would take a cab a.k.a drop to Shagamu (Olabisi Onabanjo Univeristy Teaching Hospital) where my friend, “Twin” was studying. I sha talked her into thinking it was a good idea.. ok.. I threatened her sort of. I promised her that if she didn’t let me go.. I would not come back to Naija for future vacations..lol! Momsie tripped quick quick and signed the release forms!
For the koko of the gist.. Twin’s popsie had given us a driver to take us to Ojota motor park where we would get the “drop” As we approached Ojota, there was a bit of a hold up a.k.a “go slow” I was still wondering where the hell we were when I just heard the ra-ta-ta-ta of something which I hoped was not a gun. I paused, asked Twin if she heard what I heard. She didn’t need to reply me because the answer came back as more ra-ta-ta-tas… Gaddamnit.. Na who send me message for
After the whole melee had died down, we returned to the car to find that the car was no longer there. Wetin happen o! Abi Awon Boys have carried the car away?. We sha kept walking ahead and this was when we saw the runaway driver with the car.. Anuofia! What happened you may ask? Well, apparently, some yahoo yahoo boy was trying to smuggle in a car with suspected contrabands and the men from the Nigerian Customs were trying to block him. The guy did not want to stop and this was how they started firing gun shots on the guy. From what we heard and please do not quote me on this, the gunshots did not enter the guy’s body. The yahoo yahoo guy was packing some serious voodoo including ajesara and the likes. He sha made away with the car and the suspected contrabands. Only in
I made it to Sagamu in one piece. I had loads of fun there. I met other girls I went to school with. I even got the chance of sitting in on one of Twin’s pharmacy lectures. Of course I didn’t have a clue what was going on but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I even came back from Shagamu with a nice hairdo. I was well impressed. I’ve been here two weeks and I’m already rocking my second hair do! Boy do I really miss naija and all the numerous people who are available for hair making. God bless
Morale of the story for me is that the
I shall be posting some pictures in the next couple of days
I am surprised to find that I still got it in me. I carried okada today no shaking and it didnt even flinch. Well.. if you think almost hugging the poor okada guy from behind is weird.. na you get palaver. The guy did not complain sha! I guess you can always take a babe out of the ghetto but you can never take the ghetto out of a babe. Full stop!